Serendipity...

Friday reflection

Serendipity is the effect by which one accidentally discovers something fortunate, especially while looking for something else entirely



Friday, was a kick up the arse, and time to focus on what makes me happy again, not wallow in the what if, who if, if doesnt happen, move on, not going to happen and no matter how much energy you expell hoping it will...it wont, Life is not merely a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. Uh-uh. But rather, its a tapestry of events that culminate in an exquisite, sublime plan.If we are to live life in harmony with the universe, we must all possess a powerful faith in what the ancients used to call "fatum", what we currently refer to as destiny.


Classic Statement and oh so true..

“We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.”
- Carlos Casteneda

Fingers

Blatantly Stolen...

101 Reasons Why Fingers Are Bettter.....

You don't have to smile at them afterwards
You don't have to get out of bed to fetch them
They don't get tired before you do...
You always know where your fingers have been
For variety, you have ten to choose from
They are also useful *out* of bed
You can stop if you want to
Your fingers don't want to meet your family
Your fingers don't get jealous
Your fingers don't smell
Your fingers won't just fall asleep afterwards
Your fingers don't want you to meet *their* family
You don't get jealous of your fingers
Your fingers don't mind if you fall asleep afterwards
Your fingers won't let you down (Snowwhite)
Your fingers don't want to watch a football match instead
Your mother won't critisize your fingers
You can't get pregnant from your fingers
Your fingers don't need batteries
People aren't surprised to find you have them
Fingers don't need adaptors to covert American plugs to English ones (I've heard this can be a problem.)
They don't shrink afterwards (Snowwhite)
You always have them with you
You can chew on them when you are nervous (Snowwhite)
You can use more than 1 at a time
They are agile
They'll never leave you (Snowwhite)
You don't have to make your fingers coffee in the morning (Gideon)
You can also use them to clean the wax out of your ears (Gideon)
They want to when you want to
They don't take up half the bed at night
They are easy to clean
If the ones you are using get tired, you can switch to some of the others
They don't demand acrobatics in bed
They don't want to try out stuff they heard from friends
You can use them to try out stuff *you* heard from friends without worrying about it going horribly wrong
They don't look worried when *you* want acrobatics in bed
Your fingers don't give you bite-marks (Addition: unless you *like* bite-marks)
You can share them with a friend
Fingers don't cheat on you
Fingers don't have hidden wifes/girlfriends/husbands/boyfriends/children
Your fingers don't yelp when you give them bite marks
For variety you can paint them any colour you want?
It's not suspicious if you take them to the toilet with you
Since they come on 2 hands, you can use them on 2 places at the same time
They write your e-mail for you
You can use them for netsex when company is required
They're compatible with a wide range of leather goods and electrical appliances
No one ever fell in love with their fingers
They'll change the video channel for you
You can use them to write down your fantasy and share it with people
They won't ask: Am I the first?
You can type with them (although I'd rather like to see a man... *whistle*)
They won't be disgusted when you have your period
They don't snore, fart, burp or have smelly breath
They don't want you to swallow
They don't whistle after other, better-looking women or men
They don't care if your hair is a mess
You don't have to tell them how you'd like it
They don't brag how great they are
They don't cost you time, money or patience
They don't want to know where you were last eveing
Your friends don't criticise them
Their friends don't criticise you (fingers don't *have* friends)
Afterwards, they won't ask: 'Did you come?' (Eva T.)
They don't leave you to sleep in the wet spot (Eleni)
They don't mind if you scream 'oh yes, *METHOS*!!'
They're useful for scooping up nutella, chocolate, lube (take your pick) and smearing it in the appropriate places... (Claire)
Fingers don't ask who you are fantasizing about (Cher)
They don't have STDs (Mona)
Fingers are more sensitive to what you are feeling (LP)
Unlike zucchinis, you don't have to bring them to room temperature (tyree)
You won't be crushed underneath them in bed (Che & Wes)
They come in varing sizes - thumb to pinkie, or any combination thereof, it's up to you (Che & Wes)
There're extremely gentlemanly - they'll open doors for you, pull your chair out, and even cook you dinner! (Che & Wes)
They won't finish just before you reach orgasm (Eva T.)
You don't have to worry wether or not they wont come back after a goodnight (Jessy)

Why am I going to Sweden next week ?

http://www.jacatu.de/wbb2/t7850-swedish-versus-british-nightclubs.html

Jordans Play Proud Dad Report

Jordan the Mayor Pied Piper, when ever he was doing his part and lines, kept hearing some cheering, and when he received his gold medal, a loud ovation....

My god the kid has a fan club, the older girls were cheering him, went back stage to take this pic and all coming up to him and giving him a hug and a massive cheer as he left...

So, dead proud, the kid is officially a status sex symbol....also jealous little terror...can I have some cheers ha ah

Saturday Night

And Saturday night I opened the gate for a brief time......it felt nice.....very nice x

Poetry

I shared some of my poetry last night, not done that for a long time, forgot a lot of the stuff I had wrote and the meanings behind it....but was nice to open it up again....

Understanding Women stolen from Sexy San

So so true, hence why so confusing.....simpler not to ....

Understanding Women........hmm yah as if!!!

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don't, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don't, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don't, you are not understanding If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy If you don't, you are a dull boy If you are jealous, she says it's bad If you don't, she thinks you do not love her If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her If you don't, she thinks you do not like her If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait If she is late, she says that's a girl's way If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time" If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls" If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring If you talk, she wants you to listen If you listen, she wants you to talk
In short:
So simple, yet so complex So weak, yet so powerful So confusing, yet so desirable So damning, yet so wonderful...
...WOMEN!

Stool softenener

So how would you feel if this was your mum and her claim to fame, was promoting poo softening tablets....

http://www.dulcoease.co.uk/aboutdulcoease.asp

So the question is as well, do women go out to cafes and talk about constipation ?

Answers on a postcard please...

Innocence

So dropped J off at school today, as always watch him go in, make sure he is ok....

And before he got to the door, he lifted his school bag up and just let the rain hit him, then span around laughing....

One of those moments, when you realise how great it is to be a parent, just such innocence.....

Wedding Singer - Grow old with you - I love this song

They Live

Just seen something, that reminded me of this film.....got on DVD or Video somewhere, now to dig out and get......totally awesome film

They Live (1988)

Genre: Sci-Fi / Thriller / Action

Who are they? And what do they want?

Nada, a down-on-his-luck construction worker, discovers a pair of special sunglasses.

Wearing them, he is able to see the world as it really is: people being bombarded by media and government with messages like "Stay Asleep", "No Imagination", "Submit to Authority".

Even scarier is that he is able to see that some usually normal-looking people are in fact ugly aliens in charge of the massive campaign to keep humans subdued.