ChavPool

Wednesday - Kids log


Dad took me to Chavpool today, he seemed to think as the Sun was out we could have some fun time on the beach and some lovely walks, I had already conjured up a plan, arcades and more arcades...with the idea being pester him so much he has little choice but to give in...

Upon arrival, we were greeted with wonderful sights of large women, covered in exquisuite gold items, saying such things as 'mam', 'dad', 'bruiser' and 'love me long time'. I havent seen the sun blocked out for a long time, by large behinds, but oh gosh, amazing large and to keep it all covered up large track suits saying things like Sexy on the bottom.

Upon hitting the first arcade with dad stomping his feet and huffing away, I managed to drive ferraris and porsches around tracks in miami and places like that, cool.....of course being an expert drive I had to finish early to let the spectators have a go...

Dad is such a winger, always wanting food, constantly, so I had to keep up and eat as much as he did, I think his legs are hollow.

So having drained the money bank, headed for the beach, where I showed off my beach skills and how to make yourself look like a sand man, went down well with the ladies.

Then we headed off into the Sunset, home. bath, feet up and watched boring house programmes,until time for bed.

Spiffing day..