King and Queen of Urmston

So the king and queen of urmston are on the way, in the Bentley Turbo, that used to belong to Prince Charles..

My fathers birthday treat, I hired him a chauffeur and car, to take him to the house where he was born, his first job, manchester city football ground then off to belle vue for the night.

Lager and chocolates on tap...

Me mum was as chuffed, and no one knew..


Full report later

King and Queen of Urmston

So the king and queen of urmston are on the way, in the Bentley Turbo, that used to belong to Prince Charles..

My fathers birthday treat, I hired him a chauffeur and car, to take him to the house where he was born, his first job, manchester city football ground then off to belle vue for the night.

Lager and chocolates on tap...

Me mum was as chuffed, and no one knew..


Full report later

The funniest thing you will see in ages

Birthday

Its my Birthday today....... 36 and dont look a day over 40 :-)

So happy birthday me.....got lots of cards, oh yeh, got 3 lol....

Pisces (February 20 - March 20)

Focus on your career today. You want to accomplish great things but you need to be clever and resourceful. Success will not come to you automatically but it's easy to get wide exposure.

So star signs for today, concentrate on career, been away for 3 weeks on the run.....and not away for a while, booking some time off and looking at quick holiday in barbados or somewhere that is hot hot hot......

Paris - Highlights

So Paris consisted of bloody hard work, long days, stayed near arc de triomph and on the chens allaysee, place......lovely....well expensive...

Went for dinner on a boat down the seine, and that was nice, saw all the main sites....

Eiffel tower, yeh big hunk of metal....

But the icing on the cake, went to the oldest restaurant in Paris, opened in 1686, and I ordered
Steak Tartare......

Thinking Steak....

Oh boy, yeh it was Steak, but raw meat with spices....jesus, I was preying wasnt going to die
in the night, so drank lots of red wine to help counter the meat.....

Last night got home at 10 30 shagged out, had a few beers in Paris before leaving, and then got stuck in a traffic jam, requiring a lager pee.....my bladder nearly exploded..

So home now..... and its

Pisces - Today

Pisces (February 20 - March 20)

There is heavy weight of responsibility on you that you don't want to accept. What you want is contrary to what others want of you and you're likely to go with the former, perhaps even for spite.

India And Jordan

So its booked, and done......

September 18th, off to Jordan and India to travel for 11 days, seeing some of the wonders of the world ......

Then at Xmas time, off to Australia and New Zealand for 3 weeks.......


Just need to hang on, for a year.....no holidays till then......

Last week - The south - nearly 1000 miles

So last week, to bore you all

Sunday - Drove to Cambridge - 225 miles
Monday - Day working from sisters.
Tuesday - Drove to GMP 3 hours and 2 hours home, meetings and oh yes more meetings.
Wednesday - The city, trains and tubes, meetings oh and a few beers...
Thursday - Drive to GMP, 2 hours, stayed at Les house near Reading, chilled out, Friday
more meetings then 5 hour drive home.

Fri night out, few beers, ragged me car silly.......before going out, then took it home and had beer...

Saturday drove to north east, helped the girl move, then had to get back handy Sunday to get ready to go to Paris.......

So so busy, going to book few days off...though

Gay Paris.... for a week

So off to Paris for a week, working, and my god the agenda, is mental, 8 - 7 then dinner with colleagues......

so now time for fun, beer or sight seeing boo hoo....... Im sure I will get some beers.....in there as well.

Au revoir xxx

65th Bday Party

So my dads 65 Bday next week, and what do yo give a man who has everything..........so Ive organised a Bentley Turbo (was Prince Charles) to collect him and my mum, take them around manchester, cruise the streets, then off to Belle Vue Dogs to bet and gamble the night away.

Cheap booze and food, with a chauffeur all night, and then Sunday dinner the day after...

Update Star Trek Blog

So, having spent weekend in South, now a week in the South, hey ho......drove to sisters on Sunday and worked from her house today as to tired to drive...my god, 7 kids here today and all ages, and chaos.....locked myself in the study.

So last weekend, friday night, so so so wasted, my god, damm those aftershocks, playground mum out and her mate, so tagged team the shots, as taking the mick out of her....X husband and semi BF were out, she was caught in the middle....and thus got wankered with me and Tom...

Saturday oh dear, bad hang over, had to get up for Jordan and look after him, more like he looked after me.

Sat night out local with the girl, and a late night, with early start on Sunday, Jordan looking after me again, then drive south...

Feeling the pain, no wonder Im 21 again in two weeks.

Mothers Wisdom

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall off that swing and break your leg, don't come running to me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all those peas are gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a hurricane went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17.. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18 My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop squinting, your eyes are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
" Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand"

24. And my favorite: - My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Love

LOVE

Love is like magic
And it always will be.
For love still remains
Life's sweet mystery!!
Love works in ways
That are wondrous and strange
And there's nothing in life
That love cannot change!!
Love can transform
The most commonplace
Into beauty and splendor
And sweetness and grace.
Love is unselfish,
Understanding and kind,
For it sees with its heart
And not with its mind!!
Love is the answer
That everyone seeks...
Love is the language,
That every heart speaks.
Love can't be bought,
It is priceless and free,
Love, like pure magic,
Is life's sweet mystery!!

Still Alive

Oh what a week, the china man is here, and been catching up on gossip, thought the porker going to blow its engine up, but seems ok, working my ass off and now in fleet for next two weeks, meeting americans and talking some techno business talk..... so been playing with me pcs, so now I can watch FILMS all over the house, oh boy......

Been a busy bee, tidied up the study, threw out paperwork, made a pile in the spare room of gadgets to sell, made bonus so been looking at TV for bedroom and jordans room, need to get ordered and done.....

Looked at land for sale at auction, wont get planning permission on it, damm another plot foiled, and a few properties I lile the look of, just need to get my arse in gear to sort out the capital..

Been a lazy sod in terms of food, and not had anything fun to put up here, as been cooped up, so off to the office tomorrow, see some civilisation....

later amigos, mucho gracious and all that ...