Marx Brothers - If you need to smile....

Chico- Can he live in NY on $3?
Groucho- Like a prince. Of course he won't be able to eat, but he can live like a prince. 

Groucho, Chico in A Night at the Opera (Movie)

I've got a good mind to go out and join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Groucho Marx in Duck Soup (movie)

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere

Groucho Marx in A Night in Casablanca (Movie)

So if you cant tell I love the Marx Brothers, and cant beat a wet windy sunday afternoon
on the couch, fire blazing with some classic comedy, some of the side ripping lines delivered
in a film by Groucho Marx......

If you have never been subjected to them, rent a film and if you dont laugh, my god
go see a doctor.......

Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere

Groucho Marx in A Night in Casablanca (Movie)